Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Perez Hilton...smells like a courthouse to me.

It's being reported by Radar that:

First, photo-lifting vanity blogger Perez Hilton got called out on the red carpet by a FilmMagic paparazzo, who accused him of swiping a pic, which appeared to involve a Tommy Lee man-kiss. Now, X17, one of the most popular celebrity photo agencies in the game, has the double-chinned paparazzo punching bag in its legal sites.
"I think we're close to making a decision about how we're going to handle Perez," X17 V.P. Kelly Davis (the one Perez recently called a lying "cunt") tells Radar. She also adds via e-mail that other photo agencies who've been burned by photo-driven celebrity blogs (and perezhilton.com in particular) are getting organized and getting even.
Even celebrity weeklies are lining up against Perez (real name: Mario Lavandeira), says Davis: "One of the head photo editors at a top weekly mag is helping to organize a class action lawsuit against Mario and, in fact, our competition called us yesterday to discuss this."
A successful lawsuit could send a chill through the parasitic celebrity blog community, effectively putting out of business any webmaster who makes his living off of stolen paparazzi photos—and flooding the job market with unemployed fashion assistants and gossip column interns.
Lavandeira, who was working as a rookie gossip reporter before starting his blog, recently told Radar that the paparazzi willingly shared their shots with him and that he helps drum up a higher asking price for them by creating a buzz. A longtime loather of Perez, Davis insists that, while the agency might have failed to crack down on bloggers for copyright infringement initially, it never granted Perez permission to use pictures without paying, crediting, or linking back to the X17 blog (started several months ago in part to publish the agency's own photos before bloggers poach them). Since sending a letter to Hilton demanding he stop using X17's images, Perez has continued to post the occasional shot, and only takes them down after X17 complains.
Online petitioners have long called Perez on his pilfering and, in fact, wished herpes on him. But the hatred seems to be reaching its most actionable level to date. This time, it's just not feeding into his popularity.
Asked in several messages and IMs about stealing photos from X17 and other agencies, an impending lawsuit, and the paparazzi backlash against him, the man who previously answered questions about his past drug use, sexual fetishes, and suicidal thoughts did not respond.

You can't start acting as spoiled or entitled as the people you report on or suddenly their problems become your problems.

Sign up K-Fed

The London Daily Mail is reporting that:

Men could soon be able to use a 'male Pill' that has no side effects, scientists have revealed.
The chemical implant acts as a contraceptive but does not change the balance of a man's sex hormones.

Scientists have discovered a substance that can temporarily block the development of sperm without altering testosterone levels and without causing unwanted side effects.
They hope human trials of a new contraceptive for men based on their discovery could begin within a few years.

They should just hand that stuff out in any club where Brandon Davis, K-Fed, etc... hang out.

Cocain is a hell of a drug

Lindsay Lohan had a rough morning Sunday – and by the looks of it, a pretty rough night, too. At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, "freaking out" and talking on her phone.Then, Lohan called our spy over and told him that two men in a silver Toyota 4Runner -- parked behind her -- had been following her for the last two hours, trying to "hit" her vehicle. Our spy reports that "she seemed out of it," that it appeared she'd been out all night, and that she'd clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. "I've called the cops," said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. "But the cops can't catch them."What Lindsay didn't even realize in her reduced state was that the two men in the Toyota were actually paparazzi. Our spy saw them snapping away. And, he says, as their vehicle started to creep up on Lindsay's Escalade, she shifted into drive, hit the gas and took off. The paparazzi followed her.

Hmm, hysteria, paranoia....wonder what could be causing that?

Monday, October 30, 2006

More Bad News for K-Fed

It just about breaks your heart. The New York Post is reporting that in addition to his NYC show most likely being cancelled...

October 30, 2006 -- New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]." Britney Spears' hubby - who claims he is the most underrated person in Hollywood - should be used to rejection by now. We hear his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest.

So basically people are saying that there are tons of more interesting things to do in Cleaveland than go to your show Kevin. It's probably just time get a job selling sperm.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philipe to divorce

Well it's finally happened, Hollywoods Stepford couple has decided to split up. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I know, how can I be so insensitive to these two sweet kids, well after reading what Kevin Smith wrote in his blog about Reese Witherspoon I've never really looked at her the same way....read on.

(direct from his blog)
Ultimately, Reese was cast instead of Joey Lauren Adams in Overnight Delivery, as New Line was grooming her for stardom. After the initial understandable bout of disappointment, Joey found peace with this decision, especially once she'd gotten Chasing Amy under her belt. So it's a year later. We've shot Amy but it hasn't come out yet. Joey and I have seen an early cut of Overnight Delivery, and she wants to say something nice about Reese's performance to Reese -- a real stand-up gesture that you'd never catch me making, were I in her shoes. We jockey up to Reese at a party (me, quite unwillingly), and Joey tells her that she's seen the flick, and she thinks Reese was really good, adding she's glad Reese got the part when all was said and done. And how does Reese react? She sneers at Joey. Then turns away. Children, I wouldn't say it unless I'd witnessed it with my own two eyes. Greasy Reese Witherspoon sneered at the compliment like the third grade girl with the most Valentines sneers at the third grade girl with the second most Valentines after all the Valentines have been given out, just prior to the distribution of the holiday cupcakes. It was an ugly, ugly moment. There was no offer of even an insincere, Hollywood-type "Thanks." Merely a sneer.

Sounds like a bitch, but you have to admit the comment about the third grade girl with the most valentines....nice one. lol

K-Fed bringing home the bacon, (And I don't mean his Wife)

Kevin Federline, the self-proclaimed "most underrated performer" in rap, is facing underperforming ticket sales. A source tells us the plug may be pulled on Mr. Britney Spears' performance at Webster Hall this Saturday because there's just no interest. The Hall's event department seemed to think the show was still on last week, but when asked about ticket sales, a rep quipped, "I can't talk about that." Calls and E-mails to Federline's publicist went unanswered.

So, he isn't selling enough tickets to moderately fill Webster Hall. For those of you who don't know, Webster Hall is a dace club in NYC with a seating capacity for concerts of 1400. So in a city, the greater metro area of which holds over 20 million people they can't even find 700 idiots to half fill Webster Hall for K-Feds Show. My faith in the intelligence of the average American is now sky high. Guess he'll have to go back to doing what he did before to earn money.....dating Shar Jackson.

I for one am SHOCKED

Oct. 30, 2006 — The second dancer in the Duke rape case has said for the first time that the accuser told her to "go ahead, put marks on me" after the alleged attack.
Dancer Kim Roberts made the new allegation — which she has not shared with authorities — in an interview with Chris Cuomo that aired today on "Good Morning America."
Roberts' allegation comes after Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong's admission in court last week that he has not yet interviewed the accuser "about the facts of that night."

As she drove the accuser from the March 2006 Duke lacrosse party, Roberts told ABC News the woman was clearly impaired and "talking crazy."
Roberts said she tried several different times to get the accuser out of her car.
"The trip in that car from the house … went from happy to crazy," Roberts told Cuomo. "I tried all different ways to get through to her."
"I tried to be funny and nice," she said. "Then I tried to, you know, be stern with her. … We're kind of circling around, and as we're doing that, my last-ditch attempt to get her out of the car, I start to kind of, you know, push and prod her, you know."
Roberts said she told the woman, "Get out of my car. Get out of my car."
"I … push on her leg. I kind of push on her arm," Roberts said. "And clear as a bell, it's the only thing I heard clear as a bell out of her was, she said — she pretty much had her head down, but she said plain as day — 'Go ahead, put marks on me. That's what I want. Go ahead.'"
Roberts said the comments "chilled me to the bone, and I decided right then and there to go to the authorities."

So let me get this straight, a stipper who was also a prostitute acoording to reports, with a police record including car theft might be making this attack and asked the 2nd girl to mark her up to possibly sue later for money?!?!!? And that a politician would overlook that just to win an election?!?!? Nahhhhh, could never happen, hookers and politicians never lie.

Tara Reid...well, if Acting doesn't work try something else...

MSM's Hot Gossip has this to say : Tara Reid has turned lemons into lemonade, or, more specifically, a botched boob job into a job. In the wake of her "Plastic Surgery Nightmare" cover story in Us Weekly, the pie-eyed-inclined punchline's once empty calendar is suddenly crammed with promotional appearances.
On Wednesday, Tara was allowed onto the set of the "Today" show to discuss her ta-ta trauma, but had a spot of trouble when it came to describing the terrifying nip-tuck results.
"It looked like I got completely butchered up," she said of her bloated post-surgery breasts. "The areolas ... they looked like goose-shaped eggs."
Now, as much as we're tickled by the thought of Reid's nippular landscape resembling a web-footed bird, she was obviously going for the more apt "goose-egg shaped."
The confusion continued during her sit-down Thursday on "The View," when she attempted to demonstrate her décolletage damage without actually lifting up her shirt.
"Say this is, like, a piece of paper," began Reid, as she held up a piece of paper, "and this is, like, the nipple ..."
When Joy Behar interrupted and pointed out, "That is a piece of paper, Tara," she barely missed a beat in the telling of her tale of woe.
Reid's interview skills are perhaps a bit rusty given her recent underemployment, although she had better luck describing her equally lamentable liposuction, which left her with a lumpy tummy.
"I got these bumps," she told "Today," "like little golf balls all over my stomach, and it hurt."
Also hurting were the feelings of Tara's mom, who was upset by the unkind comments directed at her offspring.
"It breaks [her] heart," she says in an upcoming sit-down with Tyra Banks. "I'm her daughter. When someone is talking bad about your daughter, you know, she wants to go out and kill them."
The good news is Reid's recent reconstructive surgery has given her shattered self-confidence a boost. She enthuses to "Access Hollywood," "I feel like a girl again. I walk out of the shower now and it's like, wow, I'm back."
And so is her affection for her onetime fiancé Carson Daly, whom she split with in 2001 after a PDA-packed year of coupledom.
Tara, like her hypermammiferous brethren Courtney Love, who a few days back expressed her regret in not marrying Edward Norton, is wistful about what might have been.
"I think to myself if I had married Carson, I would probably have kids right now," she says regretfully. "Be married. I wouldn't have had all that crazy partying. My life would be different. But if that was meant to happen, it would have."
Sighs Tara of the now hollow-cheeked talk show host, "I never loved anyone like I loved him."

Ok, everything else in this column takes a backseat to the phrase "On Wednesday, Tara was allowed onto the set of the "Today""
LOL!!!!!! Ouch! Although I'm still surprised she didn't get an emmy for "Taradise"

Friday, October 27, 2006

Apparently they don't like the smell of BITCH in Hong Kong

Mariah Carey, you're no Babs.
At least that's the opinion of a Hong Kong event promoter who said a concert set for tomorrow was called off because of disappointing ticket sales and the diva's outrageous demands.
"We have decided to cancel the event ... due to both the poor response of public ticket sales and also due to specific last-minute demands which we find wholly unreasonable," promoter One Events said in a statement yesterday.
"She was making demands like Streisand," a music industry source told the Daily News. "She wanted special spring water, furniture, lighting and armed escorts.
"They told her: 'This is Hong Kong, not the U.S.,' and she said: 'I am not going on.' So they said: 'Fine.'"

Poor Mariah, it must suck when people would rather lose money than deal with your crazy ass.

Angelina married a smart, smart man

NEW YORK (AP) - Brad Pitt found an interesting way _ make that walk _ to blow off steam and bring some levity to the set of his new movie, "Babel."
In an interview in Entertainment Weekly's Oct. 30 issue, the 42-year-old actor says he amused himself and his colleagues by yanking up his pants to give himself a wedgie, sticking out his rear and waddling about like a duck. "Throughout the movie, I'd walk around like this," he says.

Oh Brad, you're so witty and charming. Who would have thought that a person over 40 would be so charming, witty and playfull. What a clever, smart little boy you are.

K-Fed, taking time off from his day job

The hour of Kevin Federline is nigh. Britney Spears' hubby debuts his album "Playing With Fire" on Halloween, and he's jumping at the chance to prove he's "underrated." "I'm coming out like Janet's t- at the Super Bowl," he says on the title track. The rapper's figurative nip-slip arrives today via a video interview at aolmusic.com. Rest assured, K-Fed isn't ashamed to be a kept man - "News hate K-Fed / Girls love K-Fed / It don't matter to me / Cuz K-Fed stay fed" - but Britney isn't his only love: "Been on the West Coast all my life / Fell in love with the herb just like my wife." Sorry Ladies, He's Taken!

On the bright side for Kevin, if this CD doesn't sell he can go back to his other job of begging his wife for dollar bills to use at the strip club.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Quite Possibly the Worst Video on MTV....EVER


Aparently this video wasn't meant as a joke, although it did pretty much kill his career.

Why is anybody surprised by this?

In a Ramadam sermon in a Sydney mosque, Sheik al-Hilali suggested that a group of Muslim men recently jailed for many years for gang rapes were not to blame.
There were women, he said, who 'sway suggestively' and wore make-up and immodest dress "and then you get a judge without mercy and gives you 65 years. But the problem, but the problem all began with who?" he said, referring to the women victims.
Addressing 500 worshippers on the topic of adultery, Sheik al-Hilali added: "If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it..whose fault is it - the cats or the uncovered meat?
"The uncovered meat is the problem."
He went on: "If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab (veil), no problem would have occurred."


That is the common view of rape in many countries "It is the woman's fault, the man couldn't resist because she was a filthy whore with her uncovered face" My only shock is that people are still surprised at idiocy like this.

"The Gays" just love Madonna

NEW YORK (AP) — Ricky Martin on Wednesday defended Madonna's adoption of a 1-year-old Malawian boy, calling her an "exemplary" mother, and said he, too, would like to adopt.

Apparently Ricky has been trying to get pregnant for years but no matter how much effort he has yet to feel new life in his womb.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Only Title Possible "Dat Bitch CRRRRRRAZY!!!!!"

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been arrested in London on suspicion of assault. Sky's crime correspondent Martin Brunt said Campbell was arrested on Wednesday afternoon after a woman walked into a central London police station and made an allegation of assault.
Police arrested the 36-year-old model at a house in Westminster, central London.
She is still being questioned by police, Brunt said.
The Sun newspaper reported that Campbell attacked her drug counsellor.
The paper claimed the therapist made a complaint after she was "scratched all over her face" by the catwalk model.
Campbell is subject to to an ongoing assault case in New York.
She is alleged to have thrown a mobile phone at her housekeeper's head in a row at her Manhattan apartment.
She failed to turn up to a hearing in September and the case was adjourned until November 15.

What comment can I make? This woman knows that every time she crosses her eyes at somebody she gets arrested and she attacks her drug councellor?! That is a gift from the comedy gods. Never Change Naomi, and in honor of Rick James, next time you walk the catwalk could you mouth the words "Cocain is a hell of a drug"?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Apparently Tom's Check to Katie Cleared

Us Weekly has confirmed that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will get married in Italy on November 18. A rep for the couple says: "All those details are correct. Proper security measures are being taken [to keep the vows private.]" Additionally, Giorgio Armani has confirmed he's creating both outfits for the wedding, including Tom Cruise's suit and Katie Holmes' wedding dress, saying: "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

1. "Girlfriend" to shove in front of the photographers to prove you're not gay...check
2. Inseminate girlfriend after masterbating to Autralian Men's Wrestling video...check
3. Pretend you want privacy for phoney wedding but announce details to magazine...check
4. Nobody will think you're gay anymore if you put on a great big smile at wedding...check
5. lock yourself in closet and cry yourself to sleep for next 5 years (Length of contract with Katie Holmes)

Anna Nichole Smith....still a money hungry whore

Real estate developer G. Ben Thompson is kicking Anna Nicole Smith out of the house she's been staying in at the Bahamas. Anna was supposed to sign a mortgage to buy the house from him but has refused to do so, playing it off as if the house was a gift. The only reason Anna was given citizenship in the Bahamas was because she established legal residency under the premise she owned a home, but now that Thompson is kicking her out she may have to go back to California where she'll be forced by law to submit to the paternity test filed by photographer Larry Birkhead.
And because this is Anna Nicole Smith the drama doesn't end there. According to sources, she confessed during her pregnancy that Larry Birkhead was the father of her baby. Additionally, late last year she was in a sexual relationship with G. Ben Thompson (the guy kicking her out of the house) and - after finding out about his wealth - told him he was the father of her child. But turns out that's impossible because Thompson had already had a vasectomy.

You can take the girl out of the strip club.......
Seriously though, this one is easy to figure out...she got knocked up by a good looking poor guy, well couldn't have that so tried to convince a rich guy that the kid was his.
When he slamed her with the "Vasectomy" line she freaked and now her lawyer is pretending to be the kids father because not only does the real father not have any money to give her she could end up paying HIM child support. This woman is practically too stupid to function. Selling pictures of her dead kid for money days after his death as reported is just the beginning, I think we're going to see way worse from this one.

Paris Hilton, please send money

October 24, 2006 -- THE underemployed D-list celebs are already trying to get themselves a gig for New Year's Eve. Word on the street is Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra are trying to line up gigs to host celebrations in Miami, New York or Los Angeles - for a pricey sum. Hilton wants $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet for her to host a party, while Electra is cheap - a mere $50,000 and expenses. No jet necessary.

Well give Paris a break, those Valtrex perscriptions don't come cheap.