Monday, October 30, 2006

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philipe to divorce

Well it's finally happened, Hollywoods Stepford couple has decided to split up. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I know, how can I be so insensitive to these two sweet kids, well after reading what Kevin Smith wrote in his blog about Reese Witherspoon I've never really looked at her the same way....read on.

(direct from his blog)
Ultimately, Reese was cast instead of Joey Lauren Adams in Overnight Delivery, as New Line was grooming her for stardom. After the initial understandable bout of disappointment, Joey found peace with this decision, especially once she'd gotten Chasing Amy under her belt. So it's a year later. We've shot Amy but it hasn't come out yet. Joey and I have seen an early cut of Overnight Delivery, and she wants to say something nice about Reese's performance to Reese -- a real stand-up gesture that you'd never catch me making, were I in her shoes. We jockey up to Reese at a party (me, quite unwillingly), and Joey tells her that she's seen the flick, and she thinks Reese was really good, adding she's glad Reese got the part when all was said and done. And how does Reese react? She sneers at Joey. Then turns away. Children, I wouldn't say it unless I'd witnessed it with my own two eyes. Greasy Reese Witherspoon sneered at the compliment like the third grade girl with the most Valentines sneers at the third grade girl with the second most Valentines after all the Valentines have been given out, just prior to the distribution of the holiday cupcakes. It was an ugly, ugly moment. There was no offer of even an insincere, Hollywood-type "Thanks." Merely a sneer.

Sounds like a bitch, but you have to admit the comment about the third grade girl with the most valentines....nice one. lol

4 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, Blogger Cambel said...

Hmm, the only people that would get THAT upset about that article are starfuckers and people who are pathetically obessed with the object of ridicule, or of course the subjects themselves. Since I doubt that Reese or Ryan are reading this I would have to assume the former. Remember, when you cut out pictures of Reese and Ryan from Star MAgazine, make sure to hang them in places where they have a view of your room so they can see how cool you are.

 
At 1:03 PM, Blogger AxelDC said...

Witherspoon sounds like her character in Election, and Pleasantville, and Vanity Fair, and EVERY OTHER DAMN MOVIE THAT SHE HAS MADE!

 
At 6:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll notice the poster is "Anonymous," which equates with 'chicken-shit.' Happy Hallowe'en, scaredy-cat. ;-)

 
At 8:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not surprised about the break up. I don't mean to sound negative but they are in Hollywood and they got married young that was already 2 strikes against them. I do not believe the comments about him being on drugs that is just more media BS. Who knows why they are getting divorce but it is said for the children.

 

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