Only Title Possible "Dat Bitch CRRRRRRAZY!!!!!"

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been arrested in London on suspicion of assault. Sky's crime correspondent Martin Brunt said Campbell was arrested on Wednesday afternoon after a woman walked into a central London police station and made an allegation of assault.
Police arrested the 36-year-old model at a house in Westminster, central London.
She is still being questioned by police, Brunt said.
The Sun newspaper reported that Campbell attacked her drug counsellor.
The paper claimed the therapist made a complaint after she was "scratched all over her face" by the catwalk model.
Campbell is subject to to an ongoing assault case in New York.
She is alleged to have thrown a mobile phone at her housekeeper's head in a row at her Manhattan apartment.
She failed to turn up to a hearing in September and the case was adjourned until November 15.

What comment can I make? This woman knows that every time she crosses her eyes at somebody she gets arrested and she attacks her drug councellor?! That is a gift from the comedy gods. Never Change Naomi, and in honor of Rick James, next time you walk the catwalk could you mouth the words "Cocain is a hell of a drug"?