Apparently Tom's Check to Katie Cleared

Us Weekly has confirmed that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will get married in Italy on November 18. A rep for the couple says: "All those details are correct. Proper security measures are being taken [to keep the vows private.]" Additionally, Giorgio Armani has confirmed he's creating both outfits for the wedding, including Tom Cruise's suit and Katie Holmes' wedding dress, saying: "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

1. "Girlfriend" to shove in front of the photographers to prove you're not gay...check
2. Inseminate girlfriend after masterbating to Autralian Men's Wrestling video...check
3. Pretend you want privacy for phoney wedding but announce details to magazine...check
4. Nobody will think you're gay anymore if you put on a great big smile at wedding...check
5. lock yourself in closet and cry yourself to sleep for next 5 years (Length of contract with Katie Holmes)