K-Fed bringing home the bacon, (And I don't mean his Wife)

Kevin Federline, the self-proclaimed "most underrated performer" in rap, is facing underperforming ticket sales. A source tells us the plug may be pulled on Mr. Britney Spears' performance at Webster Hall this Saturday because there's just no interest. The Hall's event department seemed to think the show was still on last week, but when asked about ticket sales, a rep quipped, "I can't talk about that." Calls and E-mails to Federline's publicist went unanswered.

So, he isn't selling enough tickets to moderately fill Webster Hall. For those of you who don't know, Webster Hall is a dace club in NYC with a seating capacity for concerts of 1400. So in a city, the greater metro area of which holds over 20 million people they can't even find 700 idiots to half fill Webster Hall for K-Feds Show. My faith in the intelligence of the average American is now sky high. Guess he'll have to go back to doing what he did before to earn money.....dating Shar Jackson.