Friday, April 13, 2007

Francis Gone Mild?

"Girls Gone Wild" wild man Joe Francis has stepped in it again. Francis, arrested Tuesday for contempt of court and indicted Wednesday for tax evasion, allegedly smuggled 16 prescription pills - including sleeping and anti-anxiety meds - into his Florida jail cell. Law enforcement sources tell the County Press of Bay County that Francis offered a $100 bribe to a guard for a bottle of water. Francis could face charges of possession of a controlled substance and contraband.

Well he'll be an easy prisoner to deal with, always fun to have somebody around detoxing. Just ask Ashley Olsen.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Eco Friendly bikers Mob Minivan/Terroize Children.

Yeah, but they just want to save the world....

The SFGate reports:
Susan Ferrando, her husband, their two children and three preteens had come to San Francisco from Redwood City to celebrate the birthday of Ferrando's 11-year-old daughter. They went to Japantown, where they enjoyed shopping and taking in the blooming cherry blossoms.
Things took a turn for the worse at about 9 p.m., when the family was leaving Japantown -- just as the party of about 3,000 bikers was winding down its monthly red-lights-be-damned ride through the city.
Suddenly, Ferrando said, her car was surrounded by hundreds of cyclists.
Not being from San Francisco, Ferrando thought she might have inadvertently crossed paths with a bicycle race and couldn't figure out why the police, who she had just passed, hadn't warned her.
Confusion, however, quickly turned to terror, she said, when the swarming cyclists began wildly circling around and then running into the sides of her Toyota van.
Filled with panic, Ferrando said, she started inching forward until coming to a stop at Post and Gough streets, where she was surrounded by bikers on all sides.
A biker in front blocked her as another biker began pounding on the windshield. Another was pounding on her window. Another pounded the other side.
"It seemed like they were using their bikes as weapons,'' Ferrando said. One of the bikers then threw his bike -- shattering the rear window and terrifying the young girls inside.
All the while, Ferrando was screaming, "There are children in this car! There are children in this car!"
She had the presence of mind to dial 911 on her cell phone -- and within minutes, the squad of motorcycle cops who were assigned to keep an eye on the ride descended on the scene.
The cyclists were loudly demanding that Ferrando be arrested for hit and run.
According to police, Ferrando had allegedly tapped one of the cyclists' tires.
When the alleged bicycle victim was approached, however, he said he wasn't hurt. He also refused to give his name or any other information.
Then, after a few swear words, the alleged victim took off on his bike while the rest of the crowd continued to yell at both the cops and the van.
Sgt. Ed Callejas -- the lead cop on the scene and a veteran of Critical Mass rides since their inception -- said he'd never seen anything like it before.
"I've seen the bikes swarm cars, and scratch them as they go by. I've seen guys get out of their cars and start fighting with the bikers, but if you had seen the faces on those little girls in tears,'' Callejas said. "All I could do was apologize for what they had been through."
The sergeant suggested that Ferrando write a letter to the mayor.
Estimated damage to the car: $5,300.

Of course in San Francisco assualt doesn't seem to be a if one of the bikers ate red meat it would be a different story.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Movie "The 300" gets Appropriately Gay Soundtrack.

McCain's Team hires "Jew Counter" as Finance Co-Chair

John McCain's campaign has just put out a press release announcing that GOP money-man Fred Malek has signed on as national finance co-chair. That's a very important, high-level gig.
There's only one problem, though: Decades before Malek agreed to count cash for McCain, he counted Jews for Richard Nixon. Jews that were subsequently demoted — allegedly for being Jewish, that is.

Nice hire, maybe if they are lucky David Duke will be available to be Minority Outreach coordinator for the campaign.

Hmm, Maybe The Olsen Twins were her Students...

A suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child.
Maria Pantalone, 49, was charged with two counts of assault - one against that child and one against another – but only admitted to one of the charges today.
“I couldn’t take it any more,” she testified, in describing the provocative circumstances leading up to the incident last June 30.
But she agreed it wasn't in any way justified.
Pantalone, who is the sister of Toronto Deputy Mayor Joe Pantalone, was principal of Keele Street Junior Public School and Mountview Alternative, which collectively have 500 students and operate out of the same building near Keele St. and Humberside Ave.
The names of the victims cannot be published owing to a ban imposed by provincial court Justice Howard Borenstein.
Neither were students at her school.
Since being charged last summer, she has been suspended with pay and ordered to stay away from anyone under the age of 16, unless under supervision.
Both Crown prosecutor John Ball and defence lawyer Michael Caroline jointly recommended that she receive an absolute discharge, which will leave her without a criminal record, and enter into a peace bond not to have contact with the two children.
Caroline submitted some 20 letters of support for his client, including one signed by 19 staff members at her school.

Instead of ordering her to stay away from students, seems like they could get the same effect by ordering her not to pick up shit and throw it at people...But thats just a thought.