Saturday, January 28, 2006

Heroine's a bad thing

A judge issued a warrant for the arrest of "American Pie" star Natasha Lyonne yesterday after she went AWOL in Manhattan Criminal Court.
This was the second time the troubled blond actress failed to show up to answer charges of criminal mischief, harassment and trespass.
Last April, another Manhattan judge issued a warrant for her arrest when she showed up - and then walked out of court - on the same charges. Lyonne was found months later in a local hospital dealing with drug problems.
The April warrant was vacated and Lyonne was supposed to show up in court on Monday, but her lawyer told a judge that his client had called him saying she had "an emergency."
Criminal Court Judge Anthony Ferrara said he would have her busted if she did not appear yesterday. She didn't, so he ordered her arrest.
Lyonne, 26, is accused of threatening to sexually molest a neighbor's dog in the Gramercy Park area, where she was living in December 2004.

Reports also stated that her apartment was trashed, filthy, with rotten food everywhere and looked like it hadn't been livable for months. She also had to be evicted by her landlord as a problem tennant was last living in rehab.....maybe she can move in with Courtney Love.

Skier Bode Miller: Lance Armstrong Took Drugs!

Bode Miller suggested in an interview with Rolling Stone that Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong took performance-enhancing drugs.
"Right now, if you want to cheat, you can: Barry Bonds and those guys are just knowingly cheating, but there's all sorts of loopholes," he told the magazine." If you say it has to be 'knowingly,' you do what Lance (Armstrong) and all those guys do, where every morning their doctor gives them a box of pills and they don't ask anything, they just take the pills."
Bonds' agent, Jeff Borris, declined to respond to Miller's comments. Telephone and email messages left with Armstrong representatives were not immediately returned Thursday.

Everybody in the sports world hates this guy but he is a writers dream!

Gay army porn site down.

REsponding to reports that men from fort Bragg were filming gay porn. The website shut down. Looks like this blog, the first one to break the story with the webpages address might have either overloaded their server, or the web owners are trying to protect the boys in uniform from the army witch hunt.

Don't Ask Don't Tell

The Associated Press is reporting: that army officials are investigating allegations that members of the celebrated 82nd Airborne Division appear on a gay pornography Web site, a spokeswoman said Friday.
Authorities at Fort Bragg have begun an inquiry into whether the paratroopers' actions violated the military conduct code.
Division spokeswoman Maj. Amy Hannah declined to say how many paratroopers are involved or identify their unit within the division. A defense official speaking on condition of anonymity said up to seven soldiers are involved.
Hannah said soldiers questioned will be allowed to seek legal assistance, but she declined to say if any one had been charged.
"Once the investigation is complete, the chain of command will take appropriate action," Hannah said.
The military-themed Web site does not appear to make any direct reference to the 82nd Airborne or Fort Bragg. The registered owner of the Web site's domain name lists an address in Fayetteville, the city that adjoins Fort Bragg.
E-mails to the registered owner were returned Friday as undeliverable, and the phone number listed on the domain-name registration is no longer in service.
The Web site includes a disclaimer, asking users to agree that they are not agents of the U.S. government, Department of Defense, members of law enforcement or reporters.
Martha Rudd, an Army spokeswoman at the Pentagon, said soldiers accused of homosexual activity might be removed from their units, although she did not have specific information about the investigation of the 82nd. When asked if the soldiers involved had been moved out of barracks, Hannah declined to comment.
"We are concerned about the privacy and rights of each trooper involved and that they are treated with dignity and respect," Hannah said.
Maj. Todd Vician, a Defense Department spokesman in Washington, said the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy states that "homosexual orientation alone is not a bar to service, but homosexual conduct is incompatible with military service."
"We define homosexual conduct as homosexual acts or verbal or nonverbal communication that a member is homosexual," Vician said.
The 82nd Airborne is one of the most celebrated units in the military. Its 15,000 troops are trained to deploy anywhere in the world within 18 hours.
Soldiers from the division have served extensively in Iraq and Afghanistan, and several thousand troops remain overseas.

They protect our troops but still need to do porn for extra money. Heck, give the boys a raise and they'll stay on base! You can check out the site and see if you know anybody from Ft. Bragg at

Friday, January 27, 2006

Mainstream Media now says Clay Gay?

This website posted that Clay Aiken was gay on Jan 18th. Now the NYPost has just published this...

CLAYMANIACS" are out for blood now that a former Green Beret has gone public with his claim that he had a gay sex romp with "American Idol" superstar Clay Aiken.
Alleged Aiken love toy John Paulus has been deluged with death threats from the singer's fervent fans ever since his name was leaked onto the Internet as the man who was blabbing to the National Enquirer that he had sex with their beloved "Idol," who's repeatedly denied being gay. The story is in the Enquirer issue out today nationwide.
"He is getting death threats from Clay's fans," a friend of Paulus tells PAGE SIX. "After his name was leaked on a couple of gossip Web sites, he's been getting threats. But he's also gotten calls from gay porn directors who want to cast him in a movie, kind of what happened after John Wayne Bobbitt got famous."
Paulus, 38, passed a polygraph test administered by the Enquirer in an attempt to corroborate his bombshell claim that he had sex with Aiken at a Quality Inn in Garner, N.C., on Jan. 2. In the new Enquirer, Paulus claims he and Aiken had 90 minutes of man-on-man passion at the hotel, which is near Aiken's hometown of Raleigh, N.C.
The muscle-bound ex-soldier says Aiken contacted him after seeing his picture on the Internet : "I have several personal ads on gay men Web sites," he told the Enquirer. "Clay later told me he saw my pictures on a couple and decided to e-mail me. On Dec. 16, using the screen name of 'valleyprettyboy,' Clay sent me his first message.
"He wrote, 'Hey man, [I] see you're online. I'm 26 years old from Raleigh and would love to talk. I have pics but I have a very recognizable face and I can't post the pics. I would be happy to send them to you if you can promise absolute discretion."
Paulus added that in later e-mails, Aiken "told me that he had just come out of the closet to his mother and a few close friends last year. He told me that he was single again, having broken up with his boyfriend about five months ago."
Aiken has always maintained that he is straight, but in 2003 he told Diane Sawyer on ABC's "Primetime Live," "I have some very effeminate qualities." His spokesman, Roger Widynowkski, declined to comment on the Enquirer story yesterday.

Ok Clay, don't worry, we still believe that you're a big bad butch hetero guy....too bad that guy has pictures and an apprantly a washcloth with "Incriminating DNA" Guess you're one contestent that didn't have a trist with Paula. As for the death threats....awwwww, did the little 12 year old girls get upset that the guy they are in love with who acted like a best feminine best friend turned out to be gay!? Hey, be thankful girls that you learned these facts of life now...better than married the sensitive guy you meet in college and having him leave you for a man 5 years later. This way you might learn something and realize that the guy who watches sports once in a while isn't so bad.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Heather Mills to Beatle, Paul, Put down that Pot Brownie!

It's being reported that Heather Mills is saying she gave Paul McCartney an Ultimatum, she said "I told him I would not get married to him if I was taking drugs"

Smart Girl! You start releasing information like this now, and then a year from now when you divorce him and sue for a huge child support and alimony settlement people won't think you're a freaky gold digging little bitch and just assume that you left him because you caught him with a joint. Smart girl Heather....

LOL, you go girls, compete over those losers!

Golldarnit, them big city gals Britney and Shar are some kinda classy!

OH, no, she didn't! How's this for B-list logic: Britney Spears stole away Shar Jackson's babies' daddy, Kevin Federline, so Jackson has struck back by sleeping with Spears' ex-husband, Jason Alexander. Jackson showed up at the 25th-birthday party for singer Ray J, Brandy's younger brother, in L.A. Saturday night with Spears' redneck ex-hubby in tow. A spy says, "They made out all night before going upstairs to the off-limits bedroom area of the house." The rumpled duo rejoined the party an hour later, we hear - much to the surprise of Brandy and her new beau, Nick Cannon. A rep for Jackson declined comment.

Thats right girls, you go fight over two losers who don't have jobs! Whoo Hoo!

Katie Holmes, (Don't Look at ME!)

According to the Post: a sex scene between Katie Holmes and Aaron Eckhart has been mysteriously snipped out of the version of "Thank You for Smoking" being screened at the Sundance Film Festival.
In the flick, based on the best seller by Christopher Buckley, Holmes, who plays an investigative reporter, and Eckhart, who plays a tobacco lobbyist, enjoy a randy romp. But while that scene was still in the movie when it debuted at last year's Toronto Film Festival, it has vanished from the Sundance screenings, causing some to wonder if Holmes' fiancé, Tom Cruise, used his staggering showbiz clout to kill the footage.
A spokeswoman for Fox Searchlight didn't seem to know what happened: "It's never been altered," she said of the finished film. "It will absolutely be released with that scene. We don't know what happened, but we're looking into it."
When director Jason Reitman was asked about the missing sequence during a Q&A session, he joked that it had been lost in a "technical glitch" during a reel change. Responding to the same question at another screening, Reitman quipped, "If you want to see a sex scene with Katie Holmes, rent 'The Gift' "- the 2000 movie in which the former "Dawson's Creek" cutie appears topless.
It's funny, that might be the thing a gay guy who was renting a woman to pretend to be his girlfrined would do, you know that whole "I have never seen you naked so they shouldn't either" of course that isn't what Tom Cruise would do, because he is all man...just ask his lawyer

Friday, January 20, 2006

PAm Anderson needs something to do

Trying to avoid looking at the fast approching wall her looks are about to slam into, Bloated Dairy Cow Pam Anderson has decided to go to the matt to support some of her barnyard pals...

PAM Anderson wants to get rid of a bust. No, not her own surgically inflated assets - the "Stacked" star is leading the charge to remove a likeness of KFC founder Col. Harland Sanders from the Kentucky state Capitol. Anderson called the likeness "a monument to cruelty" to chickens in a statement issued by her handlers at PETA. Anderson wrote a letter detailing alleged abuses of chickens by KFC suppliers. Among her claims was that workers in a slaughterhouse in West Virginia have been filmed tearing the heads off live birds, spitting tobacco in their eyes, spray-painting their faces and slamming them on the ground.

Hey Pam, if you are going to reference a video, it's usually a good idea to show it so the reporters know you aren't be a good girl and go take off your clothes for Maxim Magazines latest cover, know your strengths.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Lindsay Lohan's Mom loves her cash

Lindsay Lohan is partying heartily again — but her mother insists there’s nothing to worry about. Less than a week after she was released from a hospital, the “Mean Girls” star was spotted smoking and drinking — reportedly tequila-based Kamikazes — and dancing the night away.
But her mother, Dina Lohan, told the Star that her daughter doesn’t have a drug or drinking problem.
She balked at the suggestion that her daughter needs an intervention, insisting that “Lindsay is completely fine.”
She does, however, admit that the star needs to avoid cats and dogs, explaining, “Lindsay’s on Advair [asthma medication]. She can’t be around dogs and cats and certain foods. And when you’re 19, you don’t deal with that. I’m her mother and I tell her, ‘You have to stick to it.’”
Hmm, Dogs and Cats? you know, you could worry about something else, like her smoking, or admitted bullimia and drug use, sleeping with much older guys after being up for two days straight know, the stuff real mothers worry about.

From the Clay Aiken Files

The NY Post happily reports - RICKY Martin wants you to know that he can enjoy what most people regard as a deviant sexual thrill in the shower and be a humanitarian activist at the same time. The singer's children's rights charity, the Ricky Martin Foundation, has been under fire since Martin recently gave a racy interview about his sex life to Blender magazine. In it, he talked about how much he enjoyed an activity that repulses most people of every sexual orientation - and can't be discussed in a family newspaper. He went on to say, "I'm open to everything." After his statements went around the world, Martin released this statement to "At the time I granted the interview, never did it cross my mind that my comments would spark this absurd and sensationalist public discussion. I cannot avoid speculation about my career and life, but I cannot allow those for whom my foundation works to be affected because I am a public figure." The "Livin' La Vida Loca" crooner has had a hard time reining in his antics lately. Last month, pictures of the Speedo-clad superstar performing sweaty calisthenics on a beach with an unidentified, banana-hammocked hunk were the buzz of the blogosphere.
Hey Ricky, heres an idea, when you're trying to hide your sexuality from the world, don't go on an interview and tell the reviewer that you get off on peeing on people. It causes them to look into other aspects of your sexuality...for example like the fact that whenever you discuss your social life you never say "She" when refering to a person you could be dating,,,or peeing on,,,you refer to them as "They" or "Them" Nice try Ricky.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Shocker! Gay Aiken?

The New York Post recently ran this blind item...
WHICH pop-singing sensation likes to troll the Internet for gay quickies? After one unsafe session, his homo hook-up contacted a tabloid to sell his sordid story and offered a DNA-encrusted washcloth as proof. If the truth comes out, the singing idol's fans, mostly middle-aged housewives, will be very upset.

Now I know all of you are thinking Well of course it's Clay Aiken, nobody acts like that and doesn't ride the homo bus, or at least have an invitation to at least one dinner party featuring a quiz about last years Oscar winners...however, it's now being reported by Billy Masters that The guy from North Carolina's story has been vetted through the tabloids lawyers and is ready to hit the news stands, complete with seemy details about the encounter as well as about a 1/2 hour conversation in which Clay (I just haven't met the right girl) talks about his life. The guy Clay hooked up with was once a "don't Ask Don't Tell" kinda guy but apparently got tired of keeping his mouth shut.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Jim Carrey...not everybody is as stupid as you

JIM CARREY has never been happier after embracing a healthy lifestyle and cutting his caffeine intake considerably.
The ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND actor, who has two marriages behind him and has struggled with depression, is amazed by how caffeine products have come to dominate daily western culture.
He says, "A lot of it has to do with living more healthily. I've eliminated wheat, dairy products and sugar from my diet because they make me less clear.
"I've also cut way back on caffeine, which I think is a major health problem, especially for children who are drinking too much soda pop and coffee.
"I have one coffee a day now rather than seven. The world is living in a coffee-induced hyper mode that is insane."
Well that might explain YOUR overacting, but most of us will be told by friends if we drink too much coffee and act like an had to eait for the critical reviews of your movies to come out.

Vermont, child rapists Love it!

Claiming he no longer believes in punishment, a Vermont judge issued a 60-day sentence to a man who confessed to repeatedly raping a girl over a four-year period, beginning when she was 7 years old.
Judge Edward Cashman disagreed with prosecutors who thought Mark Hulett, 34, of Williston, Vt., deserved eight to 20 years in prison, reported WCAX-TV in Burlington, Vt.
Cashman said he's more concerned now about rehabilitation.
"The one message I want to get through is that anger doesn't solve anything. It just corrodes your soul," Cashman told a packed Burlington courtroom made up mostly of people related to the victim.
Prior to the decision, Chittenden Deputy Prosecutor Nicole Andreson argued punishment "is a valid purpose."
"The state recognizes that the court may not agree or subscribe to that method of sentencing but the state does," she said, according to the Burlington TV station. "The state thinks that it is a very important factor for the court to consider."
Cashman said he wants to make sure Hulett gets sex-offender treatment.
Cashman, therefore, issued a 60-day sentence and ordered Hulett to complete sex-treatment when he gets out or face a possible life sentence.
The judge said that when he began 25 years ago, he handed down tough sentences but now believes "it accomplishes nothing of value."
"It doesn't make anything better; it costs us a lot of money; we create a lot of expectation, and we feed on anger," Cashman explained to the people in the court, WCAX reported.
Members of the victim's family were outraged.

Yes, because, it's MUCH more important that the person that raped a child for 4 years making her life a living hell, gets some nice touchy feely treatment rather than being kept off the streets away from the victim. Who cares about HER mental well-being, which no doubt wouldn't be helped by having this guy out and ablt to attack her again. Hey judge, heres an idea...the guy wouldn't be able to attack anybody again if you lock him up for 25 years whereas the American Psychiatric assoc. says that child molesters are the least likely to be helped by thereapy and uniformly faile to be helped by thereapy. And by the way, you basically just did the same thing as if you took out an ad asking all child molesters to move to Vermont. Stay where you are get life sentances....come to Vermont and get 60 days then you can rape again. Bet the senance would be different if it was him tied down to that bed.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Bitch Didn't set him up....this time.

D.C. Council member Marion Barry tested positive for cocaine use in the fall in a drug test ordered by a court after he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor tax charges, according to two sources familiar with Barry's case.
Barry, who served four terms as mayor and was elected to the Ward 8 council seat in 2004, has since begun treatment for drug use, the sources said, but Barry's failure to pass the mandatory drug test puts him in legal jeopardy.
Council member Marion Barry tested positive for cocaine use in the fall in a drug test ordered by a court after he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor tax charges, according to two sources familiar with Barry\'s case.',Because he violated the terms of his release, Barry, 69, faces an increased risk of serving the maximum 18 months behind bars -- rather than probation -- for his failure to file tax returns for six years. He is scheduled to be sentenced Feb. 8, but a federal judge could jail him or sanction him at any time.
Quick note, drug test the next day?....don't snort coke.

That sound you hear is Jennifer Annistons credibility hitting the floor

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting
People magazine reports.

Jennifer Anniston claims that she wanted to have kids and that had nothing to do with the breakup, yet she signs up for an endless string of movies after Friends ended, and as soon as Pitt gets a girlfriend she gets pregnent....hmm, Jennifer Anniston, a holywood actress not being truthful?! Whats the world coming to?

They Lied! Um...unless they have me on tape.

Lindsay Lohan is raging over her new Vanity Fair profile.
The "Mean Girls" star claims VF writer Evgenia Peretz "lied" when she reported that the 19-year-old actress had battled bulimia.
"The words that I gave to the writer for Vanity Fair were misused and misconstrued, and I'm appalled with the way it was done," Lohan said in a statement to Teen People. "Aside from [the writer's] lies and changing of my words, I am blessed to have this job and wonderful family that I do."
Vanity Fair fired back with a statement of its own, defending Peretz, the daughter of New Republic Editor in Chief Martin Peretz.
"Evgenia Peretz is one of our most reliable reporters," the magazine said. "Every word Lindsay Lohan told her is on tape. Vanity Fair stands by the story."
Hmm, misused and miscontrued? Kinda hard to missconstrue words in such a way that saying something like "Hi, I'm really happy to be here" comes out sounding like "Hi, I barf after I eat" guess some of the studios are telling her that you are supposed to pretend that Hollywood is good for you and that everybody there just has a fast metabolism.