PAm Anderson needs something to do

Trying to avoid looking at the fast approching wall her looks are about to slam into, Bloated Dairy Cow Pam Anderson has decided to go to the matt to support some of her barnyard pals...

PAM Anderson wants to get rid of a bust. No, not her own surgically inflated assets - the "Stacked" star is leading the charge to remove a likeness of KFC founder Col. Harland Sanders from the Kentucky state Capitol. Anderson called the likeness "a monument to cruelty" to chickens in a statement issued by her handlers at PETA. Anderson wrote a letter detailing alleged abuses of chickens by KFC suppliers. Among her claims was that workers in a slaughterhouse in West Virginia have been filmed tearing the heads off live birds, spitting tobacco in their eyes, spray-painting their faces and slamming them on the ground.

Hey Pam, if you are going to reference a video, it's usually a good idea to show it so the reporters know you aren't lying.....now be a good girl and go take off your clothes for Maxim Magazines latest cover, know your strengths.