All that publicity and he picks THIS?!

Wilmar Valderama apparently is getting a little payback for his day job of dating underaged girls who are more famous than he....yes, he has now signed for that movie that everybody in Hollywood was fighting to be a part of, thats right, the CHIPS remake. Apparently Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and Jake Gyllenhall were seen crying and consoling each other for having missed out on this amazing opportunity.

Hopefully for Wilmar's career this remake will be as big as, Car 54 where are you, Starsky and Hutch, The Dukes of Hazzard, and the Golden Girls Reunion on the Lifetime Channel.