Friday, December 02, 2005

Wizard of Oz gives Brittany Spears a Brain

Britney Spears is said to have booted her wastrel husband, Kevin Federline, out of their Malibu mansion.
We hear the couple had a blazing row Wednesday night in which the pop princess banished the skeevy dancer to the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Word is Brit lost it when a pot-packing pal of Federline's showed up at their house.
"Britney turned around and fired two of her longtime security guards for letting what she called 'the weedman' into the house," a source tells Star magazine. "She just seemed crazy with anger."
Spears is said to have become exasperated with her hubby's well-documented partying since the birth of their son, Sean Preston, 11 weeks ago. Federline, whose hobbies Spears finances, has brushed off her pleas that he see a therapist, according to insiders.
Following Federline's eviction, Spears and her girlfriends headed to DJ AM's new Hollywood club, LAX. The singer, who turns 24 today, didn't seem to be pining for Federline. Downing Grey Goose and Red Bull with "Jackass" cohorts Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville, Spears set to dancing on the seat of her banquette.
Spears recently turned down the chance to replace Christina Applegate in the Broadway musical "Sweet Charity" because, according to "The Insider's" Marc Malkin, she didn't want to "uproot her family." That was when they were a family. With Federline in exile, maybe she'll reconsider.

Maybe she isn't as dumb as we all thought she was......nahhh, if she was smart she would have left BEFORE he could have sued her for child support. On the bright side, she's gonna save a bunch of money now that she doesn't have to buy him any more baggy pants and stylists to corn row his greasy hair.


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