I never want to hear about them again dammit

If you thought that Nick & Jessica stories were over just because they've split up, think again. Apparently the two were so sure they'd be together forever that they didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. And since Jessica made most of the money, with around $35 million just last year, she could end up paying Nick a mountain of cash. Therefore she's hired divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who handled Angelina Jolie's divorce from Billy Bob Thornton.

OK, now I watched a few episodes of that nightmare reality show that they did together. What I saw was a fairly normal guy, who did his own laundry, knew how to cook and take care of himself, tried not to overspend, married to a girl who couldn't tie her own shoes, whines all the time and apparently had a father that she needed to flirt with to get spending money. Is it wrong of me to hope that Nick walks away with enough money to buy his own island and Jessica has enough to buy a used Toyota Tercell and a 3-pack of Hello Kitty Thongs at Wal-Mart?