Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Lost Star Outed by the Advocate......(And Perez Hilton)

By Michele KortAn exclusive posted November 14, 2006

As we sat downstairs in her Los Angeles home, upcoming Advocate cover girl Kristanna Loken—the smoldering star of Terminator 3—found an adorable way of letting us know that she’s involved with her equally sexy BloodRayne costar Michelle Rodriguez.
At first Loken, 27—who has a recurring role as lover of Shane (Katherine Moennig) on Showtime’s The L Word this season—affirmed that she’s in a relationship but wouldn’t specify the name or gender.
Then we mentioned the tantalizing stories Loken has told in past interviews about getting tight with Rodriguez when they filmed BloodRayne in Romania. Here’s what happened next.
What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot? [Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.
It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying. Uh-huh. [Smiles, doesn’t say anything]
OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]Just don’t look upstairs, OK?
Ooh, OK. You don’t want me to print that? You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.

Rodriguez, 28, star of Girlfight, The Fast and the Furious, Blue Crush, and TV’s Lost, is filming in Seattle. Her representative declined to comment. The Advocate wishes these two vital young stars all the best.

Yeah, this is the girl who used to go on Howard Stern and talk about what a great kisser Vin Diesle was...I have news for her, she might as well come out, due to the fact that she's butcher than Vin nobody ever thought she was straight.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Hmm, will Nichole Ritchie Miraculously Gain Weight now?

The Post Blind Items:

WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.

Yeah, two guesses as to who this ones about.

Too Crazy for Mrs. Cruise?!

The Post Reports November 13, 2006 -- NO wonder Katie Holmes had to take a break from her new best friend, Victoria Beckham - she was starving. The super-skinny soccer wife had been helping Holmes lose her baby weight, but it seems Beckham's dietary rules were too much. A spy said, "Victoria maintains her tiny frame because she only permits herself to snack - not eat - on edamame, pretzels and occasionally sushi." Beckham also is a Diet Coke fanatic and told pals she hasn't drunk water in years because she "hates the taste."

Hates the taste of water............hmmm.......sure Posh, no problem.

When the woman who married Tom Cruise thinks you're too crazy to hang around you must be one step away from eating your own feces.

Michael Jackson...Thrilled to Cancel

Fox is reporting:

Jacko Faces Countdown
Michael Jackson is on notice this morning. In 48 hours, he’s got to show up for the World Music Awards and perform "Thriller."
Think it will happen? The odds are against it. Here’s why.
For one thing, Jackson has a "HIStory" of not going through with promises to do shows. For another, he just doesn’t have the team to get him through this event.
Jackson famously backs out of shows, in fact. Eleven years ago next month, Jackson collapsed backstage at the Beacon Theater in New York while rehearsing a show for HBO. He was taken to the hospital and the show was cancelled.
But sources close to Jackson told me recently that the pop star never considered going through with that show, and the whole "collapse" was contrived so he could get out it.
"He called me and said, 'You don’t think I’m really doing it, do you?'" the source recalled.

If Jackson pulls such a stunt on Wednesday, though, the odds are higher on the chances of ruining what’s left of his career. But staging "Thriller" for an international audience, with no actual manager or production company? That doesn’t seem likely. Currently, Jackson’s only managers are his publicist, Raymone Bain, and his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba.
"He has no one who’s ever put on a show around him," one critic says.
Watch for Jackson to invoke a bad back or exhaustion, his two most frequent excuses. But don’t expect him to say he had a spider bite. Jackson used that one three years when he was testifying in a breach of contract lawsuit in Santa Maria, Calif. Later, those close to him admitted that the spider bite was concocted to cover for a home injection that had gone badly.

Yeah, the spider bite story really blew up in his face seeing how the nearest spider that could have inflicted a bite like that was around 2000 miles away. Jackson needs better fact checkers.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

More Cash Please

The London Daily Mail is reporting....

When Sacha Baron Cohen wanted a village to represent the impoverished Kazakh home of his character Borat, he found the perfect place in Glod: a remote mountain outpost with no sewerage or running water and where locals eke out meagre livings peddling scrap iron or working patches of land.

But now the villagers of this tiny, close-knit community have angrily accused the comedian of exploiting them, after discovering his new blockbuster film portrays them as a backward group of rapists, abortionists and prostitutes, who happily engage in casual incest.
They claim film-makers lied to them about the true nature of the project, which they believed would be a documentary about their hardship, rather than a comedy mocking their poverty and isolation.
Villagers say they were paid just £3 each for this humiliation, for a film that took around £27million at the worldwide box office in its first week of release.
Now they are planning to scrape together whatever modest sums they can muster to sue Baron Cohen and fellow film-makers, claiming they never gave their consent to be so cruelly misrepresented.

Its 1,000 residents live in dilapidated huts in the shadow of the Carpathian mountains. Toilets are little more than sheltered holes in the ground and horses and donkeys are the only source of transport.
Just four villagers have permanent employment in the nearby towns of Pucioasa or Fieni, while the rest live off what little welfare benefits they get.

Hmm, doesn't sound like they were misrepresented by much. Basically out of a town of 1,000 only four have work, the rest are living off welfare. The film crew came in paid them some cash and now they want to sue. Sounds like they've become westernized pretty damn fast.

Friday, November 10, 2006

William Hung outsells K-Fed nearly 8 times.

Paris Hiltons CD was widley considered to have been a major bomb because it only sold 70,000 copies in it's first week. William Hung sold more than 40,000 cd's for his first week...

K-Fed, sold approximately 6,000 copies it's first week out...


I know girl scouts who have sold more cookies in a week.

Next time you're in a Home Depot check around back, you'll see K-Fed working in the loading dock.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

K-Fed Now Fed-Ex

Here is my suggestion for Kevin Federline...and I won't charge for it since I'm betting you're going to be short on funds soon.

Hey douchebag, if you have no talent, job and have married a girl for her money you might want to read up on Ca. community property law.........guess what, it doesn't kick in until you're married for 10 years. Your ONLY job was to not party too much and keep your wife happy. And you couldn't even do that. Get used to adding extra water to your mac and cheese to stretch it out. I also hear that the L.A. Times makes a decent blanket in a pinch.

Oh one more thing. Hey Brit, nice one, you got thin, got hot and then dumped him....ouch!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Could have Saved Aaron and Candy Spelling So much Heartache

LONDON -- A leading British medical college has called on the health profession to consider euthanasia for seriously disabled newborns. The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecology has said that "active euthanasia" should be considered to spare parents the emotional and financial burdens of bringing up such children. "A very disabled child can mean a disabled family," it says in a formal submission. "If life-shortening and deliberate interventions to kill infants were available, they might have an impact on obstetric decision-making, even preventing some late abortions, as some parents would be more confident about continuing a pregnancy and taking a risk on outcome."

I hear Tara Reids parents have inquired as to how long after birth the procedure can still be used.

Doogie Howser Comes out

Neil Patrick Harris is gay – and wants to quell recent reports that he had denied it. The actor tells PEOPLE exclusively: "The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. "So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love."

Hmm, a little different than the post below....Maybe the reverand shouldn't have given people like the doog-ster so much crap before his fall from grace.

Guess Evangelicals are just born that way

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) - Members of the New Life Church were stunned and brought to tears by the Rev. Ted Haggard's confessions of "sexual immorality," then accepted his plea for forgiveness with open arms.

Marcus Haggard, the son of Ted Haggard, talks with members of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colo., after services Sunday, Nov. 5, 2006, where a letter was read in which church founder and pastor Rev. Ted Haggard confessed to his followers that he was guilty of sexual immorality. The Overseer Board of the church fired Haggard on Saturday. (AP Photo/Helen D. Richardson/Pool)
Haggard, who had been a leading evangelist and vocal opponent of gay marriage, apologized Sunday in a letter read from the pulpit of the 14,000-member church he founded.
Some in the standing-room-only crowd wiped away tears and embraced each other as they heard Haggard's words read by a member of the board that fired him a day earlier.
"The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality. And I take responsibility for the entire problem," Haggard wrote. "I am a deceiver and a liar. There's a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it for all of my adult life."
(Gee, so it would seem that if he was warring against it that would mean that he didn’t CHOOSE to have attraction to men be a part of his life but rather it was just in him, kinda screws up the whole “Choose to be gay” line of thinking that his group always uses.) And remember, nobody is more homophobic than somebody who is a closet-case themselves.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Anna Nichole Smith, Moral, Honest, and Hardworking

From the Superficial:

According to a sworn declaration by Laurie Payne, a woman who spent time with Anna Nicole Smith during her pregnancy, Anna confessed in phone calls and instant messages that Larry Birkhead is the father of her baby girl and that she also miscarried another unborn baby with him prior to Dannielynn. Additionally, Payne says Anna Nicole was taking methadone and "a rather high dose of Xanax" during her pregnancy. Her son Daniel is believed to have died from a lethal combination of methadone and other prescription anti-depressants.
In an email to Payne, Anna Nicole says she had sex three times with two people during the time of conception, and that one of the two people couldn't get her pregnant because he had a vasectomy: "well one of two people once in dec and twice in do the math but I hear someone cant do what has been done." Payne also says Anna Nicole Smith said Howard K. Stern wasn't the father even though he's listed as such on the birth certificate: "I asked her why she did not just go into a relationship with Stern, to which (Anna Nicole) responded, 'EWWW...GROSS!!! No way!! I would never!'"
And here are some other gems from the declaration. Stern making fun of Daniel for being a virgin:
According to the declaration, during Christmas, 2005, Stern began to tease Anna Nicole's son Daniel "about being a 19-year-old virgin." Payne says, "....Daniel looked at Stern and stated, 'I don't know why you're worried about me, you've been around my mother for 12 years and haven't had any p*ssy either."
And Anna Nicole wishing she would fall ass flat into money.
Smith indicates in the e-mail that she's hard up for money: "I cant work now so im pretty much f....d for a bit!.....sure counting on the court to give me my money....cause all I want to do is move from this house and get a better one and just star over!....and to boot Ive gained 30 pounds im horrified.!"

What can you add? There are certain people like Mariah, Courtney, Anna Nichole where you just have to let the crazy speak for itself.

Should Be on EVERYBODY's Wish List

The POST is reporting: November 3, 2006 -- "THE Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns" cleverly re-creates the stars' most embarrassing scandals in 3-D - but don't expect to see it on "Today" or "Good Morning America." The tome, in stores next week, was deemed too racy for depictions of Paris Hilton making her porn video, Hugh Grant getting serviced by hooker Divine Brown, and Janet Jackson baring her boob. A flack for publisher Melcher added that "Access Hollywood" axed a piece on the book "to preserve its relationship with Tom Cruise and Michael Jackson," who are shown couch jumping and baby dangling, respectively.

Oh yeah, I'll be picking this one up.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Redstone....Still thinks Cruise is a Douche-bag

Sumner Redstone has resumed his attack on Tom Cruise, charging in an interview with Vanity Fair that Cruise "was embarrassing the studio. And he was costing us a lot of money." The Viacom chairman peremptorily cut off ties between his Paramount studios and Cruise's production company last August without apparently discussing his decision to do so with then-Viacom chief Tom Freston or Paramount Chairman Brad Grey. However, according to the Vanity Fair interview, he did consult with his wife Paula. "Paula, like women everywhere, had come to hate him. The truth of the matter is, I did listen to her," he said. "His behavior was entirely unacceptable to Paula and to the rest of the world. He just didn't turn one [woman] off. He turned off all women, and a lot of men." Redstone estimated that Cruise's controversial appearances on the Today show, when he chastised interviewer Matt Lauer for being "glib" and on Oprah, when he jumped on Winfrey's couch, cost Paramount "$100 million, $150 million on Mission: Impossible III. It was the best picture of the three, and it did the worst." Redstone concluded that his decision to axe Cruise "sent a message to the rest of the world that the time of the big star getting all this money is over. And it is! I would like to think that what I did, or what we did, has had a salutary effect on the rest of the industry."

A novel concept, this guy is costing us millions of dollars we should punish him. Bout time somebody in Halloywood figured that one out.