K-Fed Now Fed-Ex

Here is my suggestion for Kevin Federline...and I won't charge for it since I'm betting you're going to be short on funds soon.

Hey douchebag, if you have no talent, job and have married a girl for her money you might want to read up on Ca. community property law.........guess what, it doesn't kick in until you're married for 10 years. Your ONLY job was to not party too much and keep your wife happy. And you couldn't even do that. Get used to adding extra water to your mac and cheese to stretch it out. I also hear that the L.A. Times makes a decent blanket in a pinch.

Oh one more thing. Hey Brit, nice one, you got thin, got hot and then dumped him....ouch!