Too Crazy for Mrs. Cruise?!

The Post Reports November 13, 2006 -- NO wonder Katie Holmes had to take a break from her new best friend, Victoria Beckham - she was starving. The super-skinny soccer wife had been helping Holmes lose her baby weight, but it seems Beckham's dietary rules were too much. A spy said, "Victoria maintains her tiny frame because she only permits herself to snack - not eat - on edamame, pretzels and occasionally sushi." Beckham also is a Diet Coke fanatic and told pals she hasn't drunk water in years because she "hates the taste."

Hates the taste of water............hmmm.......sure Posh, no problem.

When the woman who married Tom Cruise thinks you're too crazy to hang around you must be one step away from eating your own feces.