Tom Cruise Loves the Cock!

Thats the saying that has become a favorite sign off on several blogs around the internet.

Started as a response to Cruise's virulent response to any suggestion that the odd acting actor, accused by Ex wife Mimi Rogers of never wanting to have sex, is homosexual. Here is a link to an article exposing the fact that pictures were found of a very young cruise posing provocotively in a gay magazine. Cruise's publicists at first denied but then confirmed the pics once told that copies of them had been found by the National Enquiere. http://www.rslevinson.com/gaylesissues/features/main/gl010610a.htm

In addition several online stores have begun selling "Tom Loves the Cock" t-shirts...
http://www.cafepress.com/suburbangypsy.55073092

MEthinks he doth protest too much, how bout you?

Duke Accuser filed previous rape claim...by SAME NUMBER OF MEN!

DURHAM, N.C. — The woman who says she was raped by three members of Duke's lacrosse team also told police 10 years ago she was raped by three men, filing a 1996 complaint claiming she had been assaulted three years earlier when she was 14.
Authorities in nearby Creedmoor said Thursday that none of the men named in the decade-old report was ever charged but they didn't have details why.
A phone number for the accuser has been disconnected and her family declined to comment to The Associated Press.

Ouch! The D.A. has got to be pissed that this is the first he knew of this.

Tom Cruise, Wants to eat Placenta

The UK Mirror is reporting..
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.
Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".
The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

Gaining nuitrician off her body, just like he sucks the life out of her career to breath life back into his own. Nice to know nothing changes...Can anybody else smell crazy in the room?

Understatement of the Year?

Two weeks ago, a story by Los Angeles celebrity journalist Nick Papps began, "It's hard to believe that the drugged, dazed woman staring out from [an accompanying] picture was once one of the most popular singers in the world ... But today that woman, Whitney Houston, 42, is just another crack head."
The dim assessment came in response to tabloids that on March 29 printed photos of what is supposedly Houston's Atlanta bathroom, littered with crack pipes, cocaine-coated spoons, cigarette butts, Budweiser cans and garbage. The photos were taken, and sold to the magazines, by Houston's sister-in-law, who provided an accompanying tale of the singer's cracked-out habits, from hallucinating violent demons, to biting and hitting herself, putting her hand through walls, and locking herself away to smoke rock cocaine and pleasure herself with an apparently prodigious collection of vibrators. Speaking about the mess on Fox's "The O'Reilly Factor," Billboard executive editor Tamara Conniff said, "I think that she was a really well-manicured diva star and she just turned a little ghetto."

A LITTLE Ghetto?

Cover your drinking? Commit a felony!!

The NYPost is reporting that PAULA Abdul is being accused of concocting a story to cover up being ejected from a club. Two weeks ago, Abdul claimed a man (identified as CAA agent Jim Lefkowitz) "grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall," Us Weekly reported, during a party at the traveling after-hours club Xenii in L.A. - resulting in "a concussion and spinal injuries." A police investigation was launched but may have been called off, as Lefkowitz has yet to be contacted by cops. Witnesses say that Abdul looked "drunk" and "out of it" and was the one kicked out of the party with ex-boyfriend Dante Spencer. Insiders theorize she concocted a story to counter witnesses' claims that she'd been tossed from Xenii for being "falling-down drunk." Lefkowitz's lawyer, Michael Nasatir, said yesterday: "The press accounts of the so-called altercation between Jim Lefkowitz and Paula Abdul at Xenii last Sunday morning are completely outrageous and utterly false. Mr. Lefkowitz did not have an argument with Ms. Abdul nor did he have any physical contact with her whatsoever . . . he was merely an innocent bystander at an unfortunate incident." A rep said Abdul was unavailable for comment.

So lets see, she's been getting a lot of flack for being out of it on the show, and now to cover the fact that she was bounced from a club for being drunk she says she was assaulted....the police hear about that and when asked, instead of admitting to them privately it was a lie she just tosses out the name of some guy at the party. Ok, so now you've filed a false police report and committed slander. Nice one Countess Drunkula