Serena Williams.....Pants on fire?

USA Today reports:
PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. (AP) — A pit bull registered to tennis star Serena Williams allegedly bit a security guard outside her home last week.
Williams told police she didn't own the dog, but said she was watching Bambi for a friend, a Palm Beach Gardens Police incident report said.
The dog, a 5-year-old tan pit bull, is registered to Williams, Palm Beach County Animal Care and Control assistant director Dennis Yeskey told The Palm Beach Post.
Williams' website shows two photographs of her tan pit bull named Bambi.
A spokeswoman for Williams declined to comment.
Bambi and a white Maltese were roaming around a guardhouse near her home Friday night, when the pit bull nipped at the guard's buttocks. The guard was not injured because his wallet blocked the dog's bite, the incident report said.
The guard traced the dogs back to Williams' home using a phone number listed on the Maltese's dog tag. She later told police the dogs got loose after she let them out. She told police she owned the Maltese, but not the pit bull, the report said.
Animal Care and Control did not have records of Williams owning a Maltese.
Telephone calls placed to Palm Beach County Animal Care and Control were not immediately returned Monday.
A Palm Beach Gardens Police spokeswoman would not comment on the case.

Serena, there are things called "records" that keep track of things like ownership. Just thought I'd tell you so you didn't look so stupid nex time.