Who could they be talking about?!

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WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night . . . WHICH too-good-to-be-real Hollywood leading man and his hard-bodied wife deserve Oscars for their portrayal of a perfect marriage? They both have secret lives with members of the same sex.

Gee, anybody know of any starlets wearing alcohol monitoring bracelets? Nice one Lindsay, your carreer is so in the toilett that the gossip papers aren't even bothering to disguise you anymore in the blind items.