Friday, February 24, 2006

Martha Tries to kick back...but Trump gets last word

The war between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart rages on.
Still smarting from that "open letter" in which Trump spanked Stewart for claiming she almost "fired" the "Apprentice" star, the Domestic Diva has branded his behavior as "juvenile," "evil," "unethical" and "immoral."
"He sent the letter to the press before he sent it to me," groused Martha, appearing on daughter Alexis' Sirius Satellite radio show, "Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer."
"A normal businessman doesn't really behave this way," Alexis concurred.
"Donald is not a normal businessman," said Martha, speaking from her office. "Remember Donald was born with a silver spoon in his mouth."
"Or up his a-," sniped Alexis.
"He's a spoiled brat," agreed Martha.
Martha went on: "Guess who is replacing [Trump employee] Carolyn Kepcher on the next version of the show? His daughter Ivanka!"
"I feel sorry for her," said Alexis. "She seems like a nice girl. It must be hard to have such a freak for a father."
Told that shares of Martha Stewart Omnimedia had risen that day, Alexis wondered, "Do you think your stock is going up because Donald is talking about you?"
"No," replied Martha. "I don't think serious investors listen to Donald Trump, actually."
Signing off, Martha said she had to write a column for her magazine.
"Really?" Alexis asked, dryly. "You're not busy riding around town seeing if your name is polished properly on the front of all the buildings you don't really own?"
Calling from his Mar-a-Lago estate, Trump told us yesterday: "I do too own the buildings!"
Told where Alexis thought he might keep his silver spoon, he snapped: "Nice. What a crude statement. But then Alexis is used to making crude statements. Too bad she couldn't put two words together on her mother's show. She was terrible."
Trump noted that Martha had vowed on her talk show that she didn't want to talk about his letter anymore. "But Martha has a record of lying," hissed Trump.

Martha, Give it up, the network already said that You suggested firing Donald and that they said no. Nobody believes that they would cancel one of their highest rated shows to give you another one. Also, which is more unethical, him releasing his letter to the press before sending it to you (Kinda like you complaining about him to Newsweek and not to him directly) or you lying about your stock deals?....now get back to Connecticut and make me some Christmas Ornaments.

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