Madonna, Changing the world one Transvestite at a time

Madonna just appeared at the MTV Europe awards, She performed new single, Hung Up, by bursting from a giant glitterball wearing a purple leotard.
The 80s-style leotard was a vintage find which she topped off with £20,000 worth of diamonds on her eyelashes.Afterwards Robbie Williams - who won Best Male - said: "I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that."
Madonna's muscle-bound figure prompted show host Borat, aka comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, to say: "It was very brave of MTV to start the show with a transvestite."The award ceremony took place at Lisbon's Atlantic Pavilion.Madonna returned to the stage to present the Free Your Mind humanitarian award to her "hero" Bob Geldof for his Live 8 effort.She said: "My hero is someone who has never been afraid to speak his mind, to ruffle feathers, to get the job done, to get down in the trenches and kick some ass."I know first hand it's not always considered fashionable to work hard to make the world a better place because I've taken some s*** for that myself."

Yes, Madonna, your book Sex, and your video Open your heart made the world a much better place for Drag Queens with bleached hair and really really dark roots.