Get this man a Walker

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Keith Richards has been released from a New Zealand hospital where the Rolling Stones guitarist was admitted with a head injury after he reportedly fell out of a palm tree.
Richards, 62, suffered a mild concussion while on vacation in Fiji on Thursday. Several Australian and New Zealand media outlets reported the fall from the tree.
New Zealand's Sunday Star-Times also reported that Richards got on a JetSki after the fall and had another accident.

What the F**K is this geezer doing up in a palm tree?! Sounds like the drugs in New Zealand are stronger than he's used to. And his tolorance is already so high he could survive a nuclear war.