Thursday, October 06, 2005

Tom Cruise is Really Really Gay!

Is what somebody would say if they wanted to incure the wrath of his many agressive and stylishly dressed attorneys. So of course that will never be said by this blog. On a completely unrelated note. Tom has been married twice, once to Mimi Rogers, who although she is a bit older now, still is mostly a smoking hot ball of sex, just look at her Playboy spread if you don't believe me, and the second time to Nichole Kidman, different than Mimi, hot in the cool Ice Queen kind of way that usually means they are crazy in the bedroom. So he managed to never get either of those two pregnant. I'll come back to that in a min.

Katie Holmes dated Chris Klein for something like 4 or 5 years. During all that time she manages to not get pregnant.

So both Tom and Katie are very good at not getting people pregnant or not getting themselves pregnant. Yet, after polls show that up to 70% of people think their relationship is a phony publicity stunt Miss Holmes, who is busy planning a wedding and no doubt would normally want to look perfect in whatever skintight designer wedding dress she wears, turns up knocked up. I'm not saying that the baby was constructed in the same lab that created Michael Jacksons baby...I'd never say that, that would be mean. I also hope that their relationship is real, because if it isn't they are both much worse actors than I ever thought. There would be more chemistry between Ellen DeGenerous and Richard Simmons.


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